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Sam and I

*cuddling in silence*
Sam: *whispers* I'm in me mums car
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poopinthespeedforce:

this remains the least funniest thing anyone has ever posted on the internet and I want to repost it here so we can reflect on how low humanity can go

it is so unfunny that every time I look at it it actually steals future laughs from things I will later find funny

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Don Featherstone, creator of the pink plastic lawn flamingo. 

(Source: thisistaracox)

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champagne-stain:

RENT at the Hollywood Bowl (2010). 

Aaron Tveit (Roger Davis) [x]

Sweet baby Jesus.

(Source: its-blee)

thegeekyblonde:

updates about team la! 

  • when we found out we made it to semis at brave new voices, the owner of the dodgers called and said if we got to finals then we’d get free tickets to the next game so that’s what we’re doing wednesday
  • on thursday, disney’s giving us a nice tour of the burbank studios and i want to see the cryogenically frozen corpse of walt
  • next month, me and the girls are opening at the hollywood bowl for john legend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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kingcheddarxvii:

Me at Hogwarts:

  • sorted into gryffindor
  • walk up to fat lady portrait
  • she asks what the password is but I had better things to pay attention to so I forgot it
  • I say “dumbledore being gay doesnt really count as gay representation”
  • sneak in as she stumbles to find retort
  • walk into the common room
  • see it’s dead-ass boring
  • immediately download disco ball app on my iphone which I have hacked with my wizard powers to have unlimited wifi
  • levitate it over room using wingardium leviosa, which I know before all the other first-years because I saw the movies
  • suddenly the common room is sick as hell
  • easily-impressed wizards have no clue how technology works, think I am a master wizard
  • suddenly i’m Head Boy and I call the shots around here
  • previous Head Boy disagrees so I turn him into some sunglasses that I then place casually over my eyes
  • other muggle-borns nod in approval
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(Source: rosetylered)

(Source: grimodal)

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sprinkleofglitr:

haitianderulo:

musicalmurderscene:

Dog: Hello koi!

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this just makes me happy for some reason.

THIS IS MY FAVORITE POST

For Jack

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walkingwithdragons:

Christians call The Bible “the greatest story ever told” almost as if they’ve never heard John Mulaney’s Salt and Pepper Diner

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thelandofmaps:

Pangea with current names and political borders. [1600x1587]
CLICK HERE FOR MORE MAPS!
thelandofmaps.tumblr.com

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Friend: Fun With White People
Friend: a novel
Friend: a pamphlet
Me: a fictional story
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awkward-aeries:

Someone tell me I’m cute.

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