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Hello friends!

Rachel requested that I take her tumblr away from her so I changed the password and took over. It’s mine now. All hail me.

She should be back eventually but for now you’ll have to exist without her beautiful presence on this site. 

So yes, that means fewer cat pictures.

Alas.

It’s a dark time but we’ll get through it together.

-Joy

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browningtons:

horsefricker:

browningtons:

Babe im not grabbin ur boob im grabbin ur heart 

thats my right boob tho

babe

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coolator:

i have never seen anyone fuck up this masterfully

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exkid:

total-queer-move:

LOOK. IT’S EVERY SINGLE STEREOTYPE ABOUT MEN’S RIGHTS ACTIVISTS PUT INTO ONE HANDY-DANDY DEMOGRAPHICS SURVEY SO IT CAN BE STATISTICALLY VALIDATED!! [x]

THANKS R/MENSRIGHTS!!

embarrassing

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kibitzing:

a seder is a religiously jewish meal but brunch is a culturally jewish meal

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sassygayklavierspieler:

Cute music terms to name your children:

  • Viola
  • Harmony
  • Melody
  • Cadence
  • Carol
  • Hymn
  • Celeste
  • Clef
  • Agitato
  • Oboe Player
  • F Sharp
  • Barbaro
  • Plagal
  • Smorzando
  • ii♭ 6-4
  • Canon in inversion and augmentation
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tastykake:

lodubimvloyaar:

vladislava:

when a jewish holiday is coming up but you can’t remember which one

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"God of our fathers, we have no calendars, and no clue what we should be doing right now. We hope this is at least partially correct. Amen."

"blessed are you oh lord our g-d, ruler of the universe, who has kept us alive, sustained us, and enabled us to reach….. some season. not sure which. definitely one of them, though."

(Source: gotochelm)

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Benvolio: In love?
Romeo: Out.
Benvolio: Of love?
Romeo: Out of her favor where I am in love.
Benvolio: *looks into the camera like he's on The Office*
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#dylan

He was skating weed into his brain!

Blake (via britzophrenia)

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awwww-cute:

He hates water in his ears, we found a solution

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britzophrenia:

Lol kathleen, remember when it was your birthday over vidcon weekend and we started yelling “Birthday shot! birthday shot!” and then we realized that it was mildly pressuring and started apologizing profusely?

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sharkie59:

emilyglangston:

vevosocks:

annabellalb:

carpe-hana:

#this is it this is american television

well i think it’s amazing

im crying

Creed

This episode is a masterpiece.

(Source: heycinco)